So I don’t update this thing. I created some other tumblr sites that I update more often than this one. And here’s one that I should really revive one of these days.
But this one? I just use this to follow people on my dashboard.
Amazing. NSFW language.—
Christian Bale had a tantrum and some brilliant person turned it into a dance song.—
Last night (technically, very early this morning), I attended a concert by a Portland, OR rock group known as The Thermals.
Prior to the band taking the stage, I went to the restroom to do my business and as I was washing my hands, a woman declared that she wore a sports bra especially for the show so she could dance and not worry about her breasts bouncing around.
This was not information I wanted or needed to know.
However, I just realized that if a man by the name of Michel Gondry, whom I spotted earlier in the evening shared something as personal as this, I wouldn’t have minded so much. In fact, I would have found it endearing and would have wanted to befriend him more than I do now.
By now, you must know of Vince from ShamWow.
If not, keep reading about Vince Offer.
Vince, is somewhat of a tragic character. You see, he is a former Scientologist who was essentially ridiculed and ex-communicated for making a dumb movie. A movie that was so bad that it went straight to DVD and was promoted late night on MTV and other outlets (the ads ran while I was in college so I remember them vividly). The Church of Scientology didn’t approve and decided to kick him out of the church and make his life a living hell. He lost his business and friends since they were all Scientologists and Scientologists don’t hang with those outside of the church.
The money that he makes from these products, he is using in his fight against the Church.
There’s post here that explains this further.
1. All teenage drug dealers are terrible at math and do not know how to play chess.
2. If a female police officer is good at her job, she is a lesbian.
3. Men with the last name of McNulty are insensitive alcoholics.
4. If a man named Omar is holding a rifle pointed at you, and asks you where the stash is located, be sure to tell him where it is as soon as possible or he will shoot you in the leg.
5. Baltimore strip clubs have seemingly apathetic strippers who dance to R&B and soul songs from the 1970s.*
*which makes me really want to visit a strip club in B-more.
Apparently there is a bakery owner in Greenwich village selling cookies he is calling “Drunken Negro Face” cookies.
But on the day of the inauguration, they were called “Obama faces.”
While this leaves me horrified and speechless, I implore all current customers of the Lafayette French Pastry to no longer purchase goods from Ted Kefalinos. There are many other bakeries around the city who support our new president and people from various backgrounds. The best thing we can do is to show this person that hatred like this will not be tolerated or supported and give our money to those who accept everyone and do not bake racist caricatures of particular groups. Need alternate options? Here are a few to start with. And there are many other wonderful options around the five boroughs of New York City.
Here’s the story courtesy of Gothamist containing FOX TV footage the owner repeatedly saying the cookies are “Drunken Negro Faces” on camera.
Ted, if you come across this, deny it all you want but you are an ignorant, racist fuck. Having your sister married to a Cuban doesn’t make you not racist.